Three men died and went to heaven. The first went up to St. Peter who said, "I have only one question before you go into heaven: Were you faithful to your wife?"
The man answered, "Yes, I never even looked at another women."
St.Peter said, "See that Rolls-Royce over there? That's your car to drive while you're in heaven."
St Peter asked the second man the same question, and he answered, "I once made love to another woman at the office party, but I confessed to my wife and she forgave me and it was OK."
St. Peter said, "That new Peuguot over there, that's your car to use in heaven."
The third man answered the same question, "I am very sorry but, I chased every girl I saw, and I was with a lot of different women."
St. Peter said, "OK, but when you were alive you were a good person, you gave money to the poor and you did many good things, so that old Seat 600 over there is yours to use while you're in heaven.
The three man entered heaven and went separate ways.
A few weeks later, man #2 and man #3 were driving along when they saw man #3's Rolls Royce parked outside of a bar. They stopped and went into the bar and found man #1 with empty bottles all around him, he looked very unhappy. They went up to him and man#2 said, "What's the matter, what could possibly be so bad, you're in heaven, you drive a Rolls Royce, and everything is wonderful!"
He said, "I saw my wife today!"
The other two answered, "That's very good! What's the problem?"
He answered, "She didn't have a car, she had a skateboard!"