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Complete each joke with a verb. Try to do it without looking at the list of verbs at the bottom of the page. Each verb makes up a phrasal verb. Underline them all.
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Doctor, Doctor, I can't sleep at night.> Sleep on the edge of the bed and you'll soon . . . . . . off. |
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Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?> Because you can always . . . . . . . . through them. |
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Why do birds in a nest always agree ?> Because they don't want to . . . . . . out. |
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When is a deep-sea diver disappointed with his colleagues ?> When they . . . . . . him down. |
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What training do you need to become a rubbish collector ?> None, you . . . . . . it up as you go along. |
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Waiter, I asked you to bring my order quickly but why is the food on my plate all squashed ?> Well sir, when you ordered your food, you did tell me to . . . . . . on it. |
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Why do taxi-drivers always go bankrupt?>Because they . . . . . . . . . . . their customers away. |
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Wife : Did you . . . . . . the cat out, dear.Sarcastic Husband: No. Was it on fire? |
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When are the traffic police strong?> When they . . . . . . up cars with one hand. |
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