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41 Find the Mistake 3

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TWENTY-TWO
PEOPLE BECOME
ILL AFTER
DRINKING THE
WAITER AT A CITY
CENTRE
RESTAURANT
Dear Swee Ho,
I am very pleased to hear that
you are enjoying your studies
in England. Remember that
winter is cold there so make
sure you put lots of clothes
on. I hope you see some snow.
Auntie Joyce sends her glove.
Love, Mum

ST MARK'S CHURCH

SUMMER
FUND-RAISING SALE IN
CHURCH HALL

15th luly 3.00 p.m.
£1

Pray as you enter

Helen Collins, the film star,
became ill while she was
having her hair cut at a
London salon yesterday. The
hairdresser took Miss Collins
outside to get some fresh hair
and she soon felt better. She
returned to the salon and told
reporters later that she was
pleased with her new style.
HOTEL PARADISE

* 186 comfortable rooms
* aIl with TV and telephone
* good views of the seat
* 2 restaurants
* 24-hr room service
* 10 mins. from the airport
* parking for 100 cars
* reasonable prices

LARGE OFFICE
TOILET

1000 sq metres

£2000 per month

Phone 0131 445 6464

A SIMPLE PASTA SAUCE

l.  Finely chop two onions.
2. Crush two cloves of garlic.
3. Put some soil in a pot
    and heat it gently.
4. Add the onion and garlic
    and fry for three minutes.
5. Add a tin of chopped
    tomatoes and heat for
    two minutes, then serve.

General Otode, the leader of
the world's smallest country,
lost his army in a terrible car
crash last week, The general
is now in the main hospital.
Doctors said that he was
extremely shocked and unable
to talk.
TO USE THE PHONE

1. Lift handset.
2. Insert monkey.
3. Dial number and wait
for the connection.
4. Replace handset when
your call is finished.

In England the number of
people going to church is
going down and down. As a
result, over a thousand
churches had to close last
year. A church leader said that
more and more people were
now looking for gold outside
the church.

 

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