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Can you guess the last line of this story?
Debating is a very popular activity in Great Britain. For the British,
it is important to
be able to speak well and to speak convincingly. As a result there are
clubs and societies in schools and universities to train people to debate
Each year there is a competition to find the country's best debater.
One year the
finalists were Steven Swan from England and Magnus MacDonald from Scotland.
They were two very different characters, both in appearance and personality.
Steven Swan was a short and very fat man. He weighed over 200 kilos and
shaped like a ball. He was a very sociable man. Steven was always with
friends and he
never stopped talking. He spent a great amount of his time in expensive
restaurants debating with politicians and businessmen. They always paid
the bills so
Stephen ate enormous amounts of food.
Magnus MacDonald, on the other hand, was almost the complete opposite.
tall and very, very thin. He looked like a pencil and he seemed to be just
bones. Magnus lived in a small Scottish town so he was quite unknown. He
quiet man who spent most of his time reading books in the library. He never
unless it was necessary. 'Never waste words' was one of his favourite sayings.
On the day of the final a large crowd waited anxiously to see and hear
finalists. They entered the debating room and stood looking at each other.
the first time that they had met. Magnus was silent. Steven slowly looked
from head to toe and said,
"So you are Magnus. Looking at you, anybody would think that there
was a famine
The crowd laughed. Magnus waited until the laughter had stopped and